Weird News: He who hesitates is lost (and arrested)

By Chuck Shepherd
News of the Weird

Fri, May 16 2008

— In March, Christopher Koch, 28, became the latest to wait outside a bank, building up his nerve to rob it, and then finally put on the ski mask and walk up to the front door (of the Citizens & Northern Bank, Liberty, Pa.), only to realize that it was by then 12:01 p.m., and the bank had closed at noon. (Employees got Koch’s license plate number.)

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